i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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