hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
COCAINE IS GR8
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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