She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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