You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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