I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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