Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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