Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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