i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Dignity is for republicans.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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