i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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