you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Please don't give away my fajitas
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