even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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