have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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