That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
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Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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