My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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