never play flip cup with pint glasses
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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