He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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