Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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