Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
True strength comes from lack of pants
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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