i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Randomize
