party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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