this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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