you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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