He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
