I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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