i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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