So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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