i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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