Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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