Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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