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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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