did you get engaged???
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
