There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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