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C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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