The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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