it hurts more in the daytime
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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