Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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