I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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