Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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