How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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