It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
FUCK WHALES
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