Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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