I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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