went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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