Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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