he was CRYING into my vagina
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Randomize
