i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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