Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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