You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
His nipple licking is glorious
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