He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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