Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Randomize
