Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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