It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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