What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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